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Sunday Night Football Ripped My Heart Out

Hello. It’s me. I didn’t want to start my morning crying but here we are. This is the blog I’ve been dreading to write. Ever since that fateful day in March 2020, where unbeknownst to me I would be locked inside for the next 6 months, consider cocktails in someone else’s driveway the social equivalent of the Met Gala, and Tom Brady dumped me and the rest of my Patriots fan brethren for a younger, hotter team on Saint Patrick’s Day.

I felt a lot of emotions watchin that promo – and honestly it was like the stages of grief. Except I’ve yet to hit acceptance.

With all that being said, I’d say when using an Adele song to describe my feelings, there’s a more pertinent song choice.

Without further ado, Someone Like Brady – @devilwearseyeblack

I heard that you’re settled down (south)
That you found a new team and you’re happy now
I heard that your dreams came true
Guess Gronk could still play, who even knew?
Old friend, why are you so pliable?
It must be the TB12 water, and electrolytes

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I didn’t, you came back to Gillette
I had hoped you’d see The Hoodie
And that you’d be reminded that for Pats Nation, it isn’t over

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
It definitely wasn’t Cam New – Ton
“Don’t forget NE, ” I beg
I remember you said
“Sometimes it lasts in football, but sometimes it hurts instead”
“Sometimes it lasts in football, but sometimes it’s a helmet catch instead”

“You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised with Lombardi Trophies
Bound by the surprise of our glory days

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I didn’t, you came back to Gillette
I had hoped you’d see Bobby Kraft
And that you’d be reminded that for Pats Nation, it isn’t over

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
It’s Mac Jones – our new boo
“He’s the one ” I blog
That I know you read
“Sometimes it lasts in football, but sometimes it’s 18-1 instead”

“Nothing compares, no Hoyer or Stidham
TD records and Gronk Spikes, they’re memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste? (I did)

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
Is Subway really the best sponsor for you
“THE NIGHTSHADES ” I beg
I remember you said
“Sometimes it lasts in Football, but sometimes you need more cash instead

“Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
“Don’t forget Pats Nation, ” I begged
I remember you said
“Sometimes it lasts in football, but sometimes it 28-3 instead”
“Sometimes it lasts in football, but sometimes it hurts instead”

Please don’t sue me @Adele.

We’ll also be posting more about this game so stay tuned.

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