A date with the Lord (Stanley) for my ladies

I'm sorry. I've been radio silent the entire Stanley Cup Playoffs, and it's the exact reason why I was incommunicado during the World Series run, too #blessed. I'm not known for my plethora of good luck. This is a lie, I just like using the gif. Tonight is the night. 8pm. Game 7 Stanley Cup…

I said puck, with a “P”

The days are noticeably shorter, the weather can't make up it's damn mind, and basic bitches our readers whom we love SO much are screaming about "Mean Girls" day.