Real Housewives of the PGA Tour

As the golf world is teeing up (see what I did there ;)) for the Ryder Cup, there is some drama going on with one of the leading golfers on tour that could put a Andy Cohen plot line to shame.

Dustin Johnson “DJ”, is the #2 ranked golfer in the world. DJ has also been engaged to Paulina Gretzky since 2013. Yes, the daughter of The Great One.

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Paulina looks like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnAcjqygAFG/?hl=en&taken-by=paulinagretzky

AKA she is the personification of a Barbie doll.

 

This is DJ:

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What a great week in Mexico City! Can't wait to celebrate with the family @paulinagretzky

A post shared by Dustin Johnson (@djohnsonpga) on Mar 5, 2017 at 5:16pm PST

Since they started their relationship Paulina has stuck by her man through a handful of scandals. Always showing face at each tour event after the fact. That all changed this weekend. Before I get into the good stuff or spill the tea as the cool kids say, here’s a little background on some shady stuff that’s gone down in the past.

He likes to Party

Dj is about as close to a F**k boy (sorry Mom) as the PGA tour can get. In 2014, he was suspended from the PGA tour for 6 months for testing positive for Cocaine. Here’s a fun fact for you, cocaine metabolizes out of your system after 4 days MAX. Imagine if DJ just showed up to the tour still zooted?

 

Wandering eye

Also in 2014 it was reported that he has had “Sexual Indiscretions” with MULTIPLE PGA tour players wives. I’m not naming names-we don’t have any legal counsel on retainer here at Devil Wears EyeBlack.

 

The Last Straw?

Just this week Paulina scrubbed her instagram of Johnson completely. Fun music videos they made-GONE. Gender reveal of their second kid-SEE YA. Girl is PISSED. We all know if it’s on instagram it’s official, or in this case if it’s been scrubbed clean there is 90% chance something is going on.

The reason: Dustin has apparently been spending a lot of time with, banging “golf socialite”  Yassie Safai. If anyone knows what a golf socialite is can you please lmk, k thanks.

 

photo cred: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/3189839/meet-yassie-safai-the-woman-at-the-centre-of-the-split-between-dustin-johnson-and-paulina-gretzky/

 

Obviously both Dustin and Yassie have issued statements of denial. She’s also deleted all of her social media pages.

 

I hope this isn’t the case and we can all look forward to recreation of this next year at the Masters.

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